Ted is a four-year-old Cairn terrier who’s always on the lookout for mischief. He is a healthy snacker – wholemeal toast, cucumber and peppers ranking among his faves, and he won’t look at crisps in any guise. He loves people but can be a bit of a tw*t when he meets other dogs. He self identifies as a cat, thinking nothing of springing on to the table or the worktop and opening the bread bin. He loves the beach and the water and he absolutely adores horses, dragging his human over to the field so he can lick the ponies’ noses and wag his tail into a blur. He’s a bit of a weirdo if I’m honest. But he’s our weirdo.